Seven Ways to Save Money By Raising Teenagers

Turn the Liabilities into Net Profits!

Many people claim that it costs a lot of money to raise children; especially teenagers. Some even claim their teens have driven them to the dual plagues of bankruptcy and insanity. But I believe that with a little creative problem solving and a pinch of magic (found in mushroom patches) we can all find ways to actually turn a profit by raising teenagers.

1. Save on illness related costs by getting your teenager to eliminate…